What movies have not aged well?
14.06.2025 07:43

From Russia With Love
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
What should I do if a girl whom I love asks me to be her friend?
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
Octopussy
-All the bad guys are black.
What is your twin flame story?
Dr No
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
What’s a historical event you wish more people talked about?
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
Why would you think you're fit to be a model?
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
How do schizophrenia symptoms change throughout the day?
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
You Only Live Twice
Are you already having anal sex?
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
Goldfinger
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-”Ah so!”
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Bond slapping Tracy.
A View to a Kill
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
Moonraker
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
Diamonds Are Forever
The Man with the Golden Gun
Live and Let Die
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-J W Pepper